About VSG

Sleeve Gastrectomy is a surgical weight loss tool in which the stomach is reduced to about 25% of its original size, by surgical removal of a large portion of the stomach, following the major curve. The open edges are then attached together (often with surgical staples, glue and possibly cauterization) to form a sleeve or tube with a banana shape. The procedure permanently reduces the size of the stomach and is performed laparoscopically and is not reversible.


MFP Weight loss tickers

Created by MyFitnessPal - Nutrition Facts For Foods

Thursday, June 2, 2011

I puked at work

Mindlessly eating has been my downfall today.   It's not that I ate something bad for me.  Or that I ate too much.  I had a mini pita pocket with a few slices of deli meat in it.  I ate 1/3 of it.  But I ate it while reading.  I didn't chew like I needed to, I didn't take tiny bites like I normally do.  I took larger than normal bites, I chewed it a few times and gulped it down. 

Then it sat there right at the middle of my ribcage like a searing hot poker.  I massaged it there.  Sometimes that works.  I've learned in the past that drinking definitely does NOT help so I didn't go there.  2 minutes.

I barely got "can you watch my stuff" out of my mouth before I was running.  Its amazing how far the bathroom is when its an emergency.  I emptied my poor lil sleevie into the porcelain god and stood there spitting like crazy.  Those damn slimies that accompany this episode of stupidity to remind me that I did it to myself....

Thank everything that is worth anything... no one came into the bathroom and witnessed me voiding my stomach contents.  I would have been the talk of the office for months that I *must* be pregnant! 

No comments:

Post a Comment